Author: Daniel

Church: Casino Gambling To Blame For Death of Dinosaurs

ST. GEORGE’S – Leading members of the clergy have accused casino gambling for causing the extinction of the dinosaurs.Speaking yesterday in an EXCLUSIVE wide-ranging MNN interview, Sister Francis Francis of St. Francis Convent revealed that several of her peers are firmly opposed to casino gambling in Grenada. When pressed for a solid reason, Sr. Francis explained that it was ‘proven fact’ that the many vices connected to casino gambling brought about the downfall of the dinosaur populace. “Dinosaurs were an immoral and despicable band of ruffians, entirely deserving of their fate. “They naturally succumbed to the evil ways of ….casino gambling (spit)....

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Mosquito King: “Chikungunya is revenge for years of abuse”

Speaking publicly for the first time since the recent outbreak of Chikungunya in Grenada, the leader of the mosquitoes, the Mosquito King has labeled the spread of the virus “an act of revenge”. “Make no mistake. This is a premeditated attack on the general populace. Consider it an act of revenge for all the years you have abused us. For too long we have lived under you humans. You all think you’re so high and mighty, walking around on two feet. Can you even fly though? Exactly, you can’t. “All we want is some blood to feed ourselves. Is that...

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Ancient Civilization Found Living in Mt. Hartman Pothole

A tribe of a long thought extinct civilization has been found living on an island within a pothole in Mt. Hartman. Researchers stumbled across the amazing find while exploring the deep hole in St. George over the weekend. An island of approximately 50 square miles, laden with plant-life, was found deep inside. Upon further inspection, the men were greeted by no less than 17 members of the ancient Koubutashi people – the likes of which have not been heard from since the late 15th century. Despite their primitive lifestyle, the Koubutashi were able to survive due to the lush...

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